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May 1, 2008

PlayStation Store - echochrome (and more junk that won't pull you off GTA IV)

This week's PlayStation Store update is a little on the lean side, unless you've been salivating over the echochrome demo released last week. But then you're probably playing GTA IV anyway - that is, if it's not freezing up on you! If this is your fate, here are some other option to divert you while we wait for an official patch:
  • echochrome ($10 each version) for PS3 and PSP
  • Rock Band tracks ($2 each) "Zero" by Smashing Pumpkins and "Time-Sick Son of a Grizzly Bear" and "Red Tandy" by The Mother Hips
  • Karaoke Revolution Presents: American Idol Encore cover songs ($1.49 each) "Straight Up" by Paula Abdul, "Takin' Care of Business" by Bachman Turner Overdrive, "The Real Thing" by Bo Bice, "Love Will Keep Us Together" by Captain & Tennille, "Flashdance... What A Feeling" by Irene Cara, "When the Sun Goes Down" by Kenny Chesney and Uncle Kracker, "Against All Odds" by Phil Collins, "Proud Mary" by Creedance Clearwater Revival, "The First Cut is the Deepest" by Sheryl Crow and Rod Stewart, "Do You Really Want to Hurt Me" by Culture Club, "Sugar We’re Goin’ Down" by Fall Out Boy, "Respect" and "(You Make Me Feel Life) A Natural Woman" by Aretha Franklin, "Let's Get It On" by Marvin Gaye, "Ain't No Mountain High Enough" and "Ain’t Nothing Like the Real Thing" by Marvin Gaye and Tammi Terrell, "Alone" by Heart, "Do I Make You Proud" by Taylor Hicks, "Greatest Love of All" by Whitney Houston, "Just The Way You Are" by Billy Joel, "You and Me" by Lifehouse, "If I Ain't Got You" by Alicia Keys, "Ladies Night" by Kool and the Gang, "American Woman by Lenny Kravitz, "Complicated" by Avril Lavigne, "It's Your Love" by Tim McGraw and Faith Hill, "Who Can It Be Now?" by Men at Work, "Always Something There To Remind Me" by Naked Eyes, "On the Road Again" by Willie Nelson, "Photograph" by Nickelback, "Every Rose Has Its Thorn" by Poison, "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" and "You're My Best Friend" by Queen, "I’m Coming Out" by Diana Ross, "New York New York" by Frank Sinatra, "I Got You Babe" by Sony and Cher, "Born to be Wild" by Steppenwolf, "My Girl" and "Ain’t Too Proud to Beg" by The Temptations, "Careless Whisper" by Wham!, "Here I Go Again" by Whitesnake and "Stand By Your Man" by Tammy Wynette
  • Demo: Dark Sector
  • Game Videos: Battlefield: Bad Company, echochrome, Dead Space, Kung Fu Panda, NBA Ballers: Chosen One and Turok
  • Wallpapers: echochrome and Kung Fu Panda

May 2, 2008

Xbox Live Marketplace - Kung Fu Panda demo, Conflict: Denied Ops pack/patch and not much else

This week, Microsoft seems to be holding back the content (even denying us our weekly Arcade fix) with one of the weaker Xbox Live Marketplace lineups in recent memory (unless you're into Conflict: Denied Ops, Kung Fu Panda or karaoke). No doubt they think we're all playing Grand Theft Auto IV. Here's what you'll find if you're not:
  • Conflict: Denied Ops Eagle Pack ($10) with five deathmatch maps - be sure to get the title update first!
  • Chessmaster Live Rayman Raving Rabbids Set ($2.50)
  • Rock Band tracks ($2 each) "Zero" by Smashing Pumpkins and "Time-Sick Son of a Grizzly Bear" and "Red Tandy" by The Mother Hips
  • Karaoke Revolution Presents: American Idol Encore cover songs ($1.49 each) "Straight Up" by Paula Abdul, "The Real Thing" by Bo Bice, "Love Will Keep Us Together" by Captain & Tennille, "When the Sun Goes Down" by Kenny Chesney and Uncle Kracker, "Proud Mary" by Creedance Clearwater Revival, "The First Cut is the Deepest" by Sheryl Crow and Rod Stewart, "Do You Really Want to Hurt Me" by Culture Club, "Sugar We’re Goin’ Down" by Fall Out Boy, "(You Make Me Feel Life) A Natural Woman" by Aretha Franklin, "Ain’t Nothing Like the Real Thing" by Marvin Gaye and Tammi Terrell, "Greatest Love of All" by Whitney Houston, ""You and Me" by Lifehouse, "American Woman by Lenny Kravitz, "Complicated" by Avril Lavigne, "Photograph" by Nickelback, "I’m Coming Out" by Diana Ross, "New York New York" by Frank Sinatra, "Born to be Wild" by Steppenwolf, "Ain’t Too Proud to Beg" by The Temptations, "Careless Whisper" by Wham! and "Stand By Your Man" by Tammy Wynette
  • Demo: Kung Fu Panda
  • Game Videos: Alone In The Dark and Unreal Tournament 3
  • Themes: Grand Theft Auto IV ($1.25), plus MLB 2K8, Turok and Anime Schoogirl ($1.88 each), Inkblots ($1.50) and Dr Pepper (free)
  • Pictures: Mortal Kombat vs. DC Universe ($1.25), Unreal Tournament 3 ($1.25), Bonnaroo music and arts festival (free; enters you in a sweepstakes) and Dr Pepper (free)

May 3, 2008

Rumor Patrol - Possible workaround for GTA IV freeze on PS3

If you've been stung by the Grand Theft Auto IV lockups on the PS3 and mainly want to enjoy the single-player campaign, there is a rumored workaround. Simply disable your PlayStation Network: Use Network Settings, or simply yank out the Ethernet cable. Many players swear by this method, saying it seems that the game looks for an online connection every few minutes (whether you need it or not) and freezes if it doesn't get the expected response. Of course, this doesn't help you if you're trying to play multuplayer modes. But if all you want is to get through the main game, you might as well give it a try. It's much simpler than other rumored fixes, such as zapping your game data (leave the saves!) and reinstalling (a 7+ minute process). Rockstar claims to be working on a patch, but it could be days or weeks before the problem is fully identified, corrected, tested and released...

May 5, 2008

Wii Virtual Console - Pokémon Puzzle League and Renegade

Here's what Wii players can console themselves with in lieu of Grand Theft Auto IV:
  • Pokémon Puzzle League (N64) - $10
  • Renegade (NES) - $5
Actually, I may have to get me some Pokémon Puzzle League for my burgeoning 5-year-old Pokémon fanatic. Renegade, another classic arcade beat 'em up, is a pass...

May 6, 2008

Rock Band Round-up - Discounted tracks, Wii/PS2 expansion and South Park promo

It seems like Rock Band news is everywhere this week, despite the fact that (almost) everyone is still powering through Grand Theft Auto IV. Guess Harmonix and EA want a little attention, too.

First, there's this week's weird "Scene Pack 01" ($5.50, or $2 per song) out now for Xbox 360 and due Thursday for PS3:
  • "It Hurts" by Angels & Airwaves
  • "This Ain't A Scene, It's An Arms Race" by Fall Out Boy (what, no "Grand Theft Autumn"?!)
  • "Date with the Night" by Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Then there's news of a discounted song offer sponsored by McDonald's. Each song is $1 during the week of its promotion (UPDATE: Confirmed for both Xbox 360 and PS3):
  • May 6-12: "Rock 'n Roll Band" by Boston and "Crushcrushcrush" by Paramore
  • May 13-19: "Shockwave" by Black Tide and "Sugar Magnolia" by Grateful Dead
  • May 20-26: "All the Small Things" by Blink 182 and "We Care A Lot" by Faith No More
  • May 27-June 2: "Dirty Little Secret" by All-American Rejects and "Gimme Three Steps" by Lynyrd Skynyrd
For all of you PS2 and Wii owners stuck without a download store, EA announced a standalone retail disk with 20 songs due July 15. Since neither system has a hard drive to store the music data, it's reasonable to expect you'll only be able to play the songs on the expansion disk separately from the songs in the main game (lame, but with this eclectic mix you'll wish they were mixed in with more tracks!):
  • "The Kill" by 30 Seconds to Mars
  • "Move Along" by All American Rejects
  • "All the Small Things" by Blink 182
  • "More Than a Feeling" by Boston
  • "Moonage Daydream" by David Bowie
  • "We Care A Lot" by Faith No More
  • "Truckin'" by Grateful Dead
  • "Die, All Right!" by The Hives
  • "Calling Dr. Love" by Kiss
  • "Gimme' Three Steps" by Lynyrd Skynyrd
  • "March of the Pigs" by Nine Inch Nails
  • "Live Forever" by Oasis
  • "Crushcrushcrush" by Paramore
  • "Synchronicity II" by The Police
  • "Little Sister" by Queens of the Stone Age
  • "Teenage Lobotomy" by The Ramones
  • "Siva" by Smashing Pumpkins
  • "Interstate Love Song" by Stone Temple Pilots
  • "Buddy Holly" by Weezer
  • "Joker & the Thief" by Wolfmother
Finally, there was news that some bonus tracks will be available for fans of Disturbed and South Park. Pre-order the album Indestructible by Disturbed from BestBuy.com to get codes to download the tracks "Inside the Fire" and "Perfect Insanity" for the Xbox 360 version of Rock Band (sorry, PS3 owners). The rest of us will get these tracks sometime in June (price unknown but, based on the recent Motley Crue promotion, possibly only $1 each). And if you're into South Park, the Season 11 DVD set due Aug. 12 will include a 3-song download pack for Rock Band. No hint of the songs or whether they'll be for both PS3 and Xbox 360, but considering that "Timmy!" was in the game we can all start humming our favorite Trey Parker songs now and hope for the best UPDATE: The South Park tracks are apparently an aborted marketing effort that made it into leaked though not final boxart for the DVD set. That said, perhaps the interest expressed by fans will earn us some South Park downloadable songs down the road...

May 7, 2008

Patch This Game - GTA IV for PS3

Rockstar and Sony have rushed out a fix for those Grand Theft Auto IV players whose PS3s were locking up. The patch is designed to help prevent the back-end Gamespy servers from getting overloaded, so older console compatibility may not be addressed (some early PS3 models apparently suffer a different lockup issue, typically right after the opening credits, that may still require a reinstall). And hey, if the problem returns, you can always go back to unplugging your network cable...

May 8, 2008

Free Wii Download - Nintendo (Marketing) Channel

That blue light blinking on your Wii console isn't another Mii contest reminder, but news of a free downloadable channel. The Nintendo (Marketing) Channel is a long overdue space for gamers to see free Nintendo promotional videos. Once installed, you'll need to decide whether to opt-in to share your Wii usage data with Nintendo (what you're playing, how many free memory blocks you have left, how many Miis you've made, etc). If you're not sure, you can review the full details of what is (and isn't) sent and consider that premium content such as Nintendo DS demos will apparently be withheld from those who don't pony up the salacious details of their Wii lifestyle. DS demos to date include Brain Age 2, Flash Focus, Crosswords, Jam Sessions, Rayman Raving Rabbids 2, Cooking Mama 2, Disney Friends and Ninja Gaiden Dragon Sword. Overall, the channel seems to work well, allowing you to queue up a video and then continue to browse while waiting for the streaming to start...

RTFM! - GTA IV multiplayer guide

If the Grand Theft Auto IV game manual seemed a little thin, that's because they pretty much left out the multiplayer guide. Thankfully, Rockstar put out a handy PDF that explains the lobby system and how ranks and party mode work, and provides tips for new players...

May 9, 2008

PlayStation Store - Haze demo, Mirror's Edge video and more

Here's what's new this week from the PlayStation Store:
  • PixelJunk Monsters Encore expansion pack ($6) adds the Toki Island map with 15 levels
  • Guitar Hero III Muse Track Pack ($6.25) with “Exo-Politics," “Stockholm Syndrome” and “Supermassive Black Hole”
  • Rock Band Scene Pack 01 ($5.50, or $2 per song) with "It Hurts" by Angels & Airwaves, "This Ain't A Scene, It's An Arms Race" by Fall Out Boy and "Date with the Night" by Yeah Yeah Yeahs - plus the weekly discounted tracks are confirmed for PS3
  • Demos: Haze single-player and 4-player co-op, The Bourne Conspiracy and Grid, plus SOCOM: Fireteam Bravo 2 (PSP)
  • Game Videos: Mercenaries 2, Mirror’s Edge, Overlord Raising Hell expansion, TNA iMPACT!, The Wheelman, Wipeout HD and a general PS3 marketing promo
  • Movie Trailers: Indiana Jones: Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, Iron Man and The Love Guru
  • Themes: PixelJunk Monsters and Sports
  • Wallpaper: PixelJunk Monsters

Xbox Live Marketplace - Gears of War 2 video and free TimeShift maps

It's another light week on Xbox Live Marketplace, but there is one thing that might pull you away from GTA IV for a few minutes: The Gears of War 2 gameplay trailer that was just posted tonight. Here's what you'll find while browsing the store:
  • TimeShift Futures-Past Multiplayer Map Pack (free) with five maps
  • Arcade: Wits & Wagers ($10)
  • Guitar Hero III Muse Track Pack ($6.25) with “Exo-Politics," “Stockholm Syndrome” and “Supermassive Black Hole”
  • Rock Band Scene Pack 01 ($5.50, or $2 per song) with "It Hurts" by Angels & Airwaves, "This Ain't A Scene, It's An Arms Race" by Fall Out Boy and "Date with the Night" by Yeah Yeah Yeahs
  • Demos: The Bourne Conspiracy and Grid
  • Game Videos: Gears of War 2, Guitar Hero III Muse Track Pack, Kung Fu Panda and Prizefighter
  • Themes: Civilization Revolution ($1.88)
  • Pictures: Civilization Revolution ($1) and Wits & Wagers ($1.25)

May 12, 2008

Wii Stuff - First WiiWare games

This week, there are no new Wii Virtual Console downloads. Instead, you get your pick from the first six WiiWare games (aka original downloadable titles for the Wii):
  • Defend Your Castle - $5
  • Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles: My Life as a King - $15
  • LostWinds - $10
  • Pop - $7
  • TV Show King - $10
  • V.I.P: Casino Blackjack - $7
Speculation is that these releases mean a hard drive for the Wii is inevitable. Even with all the streaming (aka non-downloadable) content in the new Nintendo (Marketing) Channel, these games will fill up your console's meager memory in no time. In fact, this week's games - ranging from 110 to 290 blocks required space - would take up more than half of the built-in storage (1274 of 2163) before the other channels and occasional Virtual Console title you've no doubt installed - and, oh yeah, saved games you might want to keep. Yes, you can move files to SD memory cards if you have them, but they're removed from your Wii Menu until you move them back to main memory.

How far off can a hard drive be? Unless it ships next week with WiiFit, too far...

May 13, 2008

First Look - Guitar Hero IV

It looks like Activision's Guitar Hero franchise will be catching up to Rock Band in the next big update to the series after its upcoming foray into all things Aerosmith. Guitar Hero IV, due this fall for PS2, PS3, Xbox 360 and Wii, will apparently add drums and vocals and then up the ante by letting you record your own instrumental tracks to share with your peers. There's not a lot of detail around the songs except a few bands names being dropped: The Eagles, Linkin Park, Sublime and Van Halen. And all songs in the game are reportedly masters, not covers. That's the good news. The bad? Well, the guitar is being redesigned with a new "input mechanic" (read: not compatible with Rock Band) and you'll probably have to buy all new drums too, since Activision is notorious for blocking Harmonix' instruments. As promising as the new direction sounds, they'll be battling an installed base of fans who are not keen to shell out and find room for yet another kit in their already crowded living room. Let's just say the game better be MUCH better than Guitar Hero III if it wants to climb that hill...

May 14, 2008

Rumor Patrol - Xbox 360 spring dashboard patch

If the leaked list of features is true (and it certainly sounds authentic), you can expect your Xbox 360 will soon support a Wii-style motion control input device and the ability to optionally install game assets to a hard drive like the PS3. Other reported improvements include:
  • Four-person video chat
  • Windows Live Mail with headset, gamer picture, winks, nudges and Xbox Live Vision support
  • Web feeds and podcasts
  • Expanded Inside Xbox with news, weather and entertainment alongside the marketing and support content there now
  • Long overdue delayed sign-in, so you can mark your self offline before you boss sees what you're doing online during your (cough cough) sick day
  • My Games improved sorting and preloading
  • Child account promotion (for when your kid is all growed up)
  • Delete games with zero gamerscore from your online history (for those neat freaks)
  • View and delete game updates (without the cheat)
  • Remove your payment information
  • Improved download history report
  • Scroll Marketplace descriptions yourself (instead of having to wait for them to auto-scroll)
  • Access voice and picture messages from Xbox.com (Gold members only)
  • View whether content is licensed only for offline use on your console (damn non-transferable DRM!)
  • Donate memberships to charities and give Microsoft points to anybody
There are dozens of other tweaks including more UI polish and sound effects. It's not clear, but it seems like you'll be able to download some media - such as podcasts - from your 360 to a storage device, which (if true) seems like a loosening of the content control reins. Time will tell if these features are authentic, or if Microsoft will ever truly fix DRM license control so users can move their purchased content to a new or replacement console (how many years and red rings of death has it been?). A worthy update, but not the BEST. UPDATE. EVER...

May 15, 2008

Tips and Tricks - How to get Nintendo DS demos via Wii (before they're gone!)

If you downloaded the Nintendo (Marketing) Channel on your Wii and opted in to share your personal usage data, you should get access to some downloadable Nintendo DS demos, right? The only thing is: Where are they?! Yes, in typical Nintendo fashion, these demos couldn't be harder to find - and, on top of that, some are set to disappear Saturday, May 18.

To access DS demos: Launch the channel, click To The Video List and then click Find Titles for You. From there, you'll see a DS Download Service button and the rest is remarkably straightforward considering the Wii's otherwise hopeless UI. One more thing: You might want to hurry up and try some of the titles before they expire this weekend. Once installed, a demo should stay resident in your DS memory until you shut it off, but - unless they extend the date - you won't be able to download any of these demos again:
  • Apollo Justice: Ace Attorney
  • Eco-Creatures: Save the Forest
  • Iron Man
  • My Word Coach
  • Spiderwick Chronicles
It's worth noting that several of the more interesting launch day demos are already gone: Cooking Mama 2, Disney Friends, Jam Sessions, Ninja Gaiden Dragon Sword and Rayman Raving Rabbids 2. Most demos have pretty limited replay value, but a few - like My Word Coach - you could enjoy indefinitely. Rather than set a limit on the downloads (which hurts their marketing more than our enjoyment, especially considering most people won't even find the DS service until the next channel revision makes it more discoverable!), they really should learn how to make a proper demo. Fortunately, Nintendo does have a few more demos that don't seem to have any drop dead date:
  • Brain Age
  • Brain Age 2
  • Crosswords DS
  • Flash Focus
If they ever figure out a way to offer WiiWare and Virtual Console demos along with a nice, easy-to-access library of on-demand DS samples, Nintendo might actually have a Marketing Channel worth visiting regularly. And I'm guessing that they wouldn't want that any more than an online play system you can actually use...

May 16, 2008

PlayStation Store - Secret Agent Clank demo and more

The PlayStation Store is slim pickin's again this week unless you want to snag the Secret Agent Clank demo for PSP, some more songs for your favorite rock and/or karoake game, or some other small expansions or tidbits. Before you can get to the store, you will need to update to v2.35 of the PS3 firmware, which improves stability for some titles though NOT the one that really counts right now, Grand Theft Auto IV. Worth the trouble? You decide:
  • Rocketmen: It Came From Uranus! expansion ($5)
  • Hot Shots Golf: Out of Bounds characters ($1 each) Alex (Intermediate) and Gloria (Expert)
  • Rock Band songs ($2 each) "Hanging on the Telephone" by Blondie, "Kool Thing" by Sonic Youth and "Train In Vain (Stand By Me)" by The Clash
  • Karaoke Revolution Presents: American Idol Encore cover songs ($1.50 each) "I Left My Heart in San Francisco" by Tony Bennett, "I Walk the Line" by Johnny Cash, "Easy" by The Commodores, "Thank You" by Dido, "Wide Open Spaces" by Dixie Chicks, "More than Words" by Extreme, "Truth Is" by Fantasia, "Build Me Up Buttercup" by The Foundations, "Drift Away" by Dobie Gray and Uncle Kracker, "Let's Stay Together" by Al Green, "Uptown Girl" by Billy Joel, "Rock and Roll All Night" by Kiss, "Celebration" by Kool & The Gang, "I'm With You" by Avril Lavigne, "Heaven" by Los Lonely Boys, "Sweet Home Alabama" by Lynyrd Skynyrd, "I'll Be" by Edwin McCain, "Every Little Thing She Does is Magic" by The Police, "Can't Help Falling In Love" by Elvis Presley and "Here Without You" and "When I'm Gone" by 3 Doors Down
  • Demos: Dragon Ball Z: Burst Limit and Overlord: Raising Hell expansion (PS3) and Secret Agent Clank (PSP)
  • Game Videos: Mortal Kombat vs. DC Universe and Naruto: Ultimate Ninja Storm
  • Movie Trailers: Pineapple Express and Saawariya
  • Themes: echochrome, Haze and Overlord: Raising Hell
  • Wallpaper: Overlord: Raising Hell

Xbox Live Marketplace - Ninja Gaiden II videos, Assault Heroes 2 and free Indiana Jones theme and pics

This week's Xbox Live Marketplace update is mostly on par with the PlayStation Store, though you will find a few exclusive nuggets if you mine for them:
  • Rocketmen: It Came From Uranus! expansion ($5)
  • Arcade: Assault Heroes 2 ($10)
  • Chessmaster Live Chain Reaction mini-game ($1.25)
  • Rock Band songs ($2 each) "Hanging on the Telephone" by Blondie, "Kool Thing" by Sonic Youth and "Train In Vain (Stand By Me)" by The Clash
  • Karaoke Revolution Presents: American Idol Encore cover songs ($1.50 each) "I Left My Heart in San Francisco" by Tony Bennett, "I Walk the Line" by Johnny Cash, "Easy" by The Commodores, "Thank You" by Dido, "Wide Open Spaces" by Dixie Chicks, "More than Words" by Extreme, "Truth Is" by Fantasia, "Build Me Up Buttercup" by The Foundations, "Drift Away" by Dobie Gray and Uncle Kracker, "Let's Stay Together" by Al Green, "Uptown Girl" by Billy Joel, "Rock and Roll All Night" by Kiss, "Celebration" by Kool & The Gang, "I'm With You" by Avril Lavigne, "Heaven" by Los Lonely Boys, "Sweet Home Alabama" by Lynyrd Skynyrd, "I'll Be" by Edwin McCain, "Every Little Thing She Does is Magic" by The Police, "Can't Help Falling In Love" by Elvis Presley and "Here Without You" and "When I'm Gone" by 3 Doors Down
  • Demos: Dragon Ball Z: Burst Limit
  • Game Videos: Hail to the Chimp, Ninja Gaiden II trailer and promotional Ask a Ninja episodes
  • Themes: Assault Heroes 2 and Ninja Gaiden II ($1.88 each) plus Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (free) and University of Texas ($2.25)
  • Pictures: Ninja Gaiden II ($1.25), Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (free) and University of Texas ($1.25)
Next week, there will be two new Xbox Originals: Stubbs the Zombie in Rebel Without a Pulse (worthy!) and Gauntlet: Seven Sorrows (not so much). Plus the longest titled game, Penny Arcade Adventures: On the Rain-Slick Precipice of Darkness Episode 1, which also boasts the steepest pricetag: $20...

May 21, 2008

Blog - Site Go Boom!

My hosting provider's server farm overheated on Monday, and it took until this morning to get my site back. Apparently there was some virtual server binding issue that kept it from loading for almost a full day after it was up and running. Anyway, I am backlogged on my posts and, with an insanely hectic Wednesday ahead of me, I won't be able to catch it up before tonight...

Wii Stuff - Critter Round-Up, Star Soldier R and Sky Kid

This week's Wii update includes two new WiiWare games, and the return of several of the previously pulled DS demos along with more Wii Fit promotional videos on the Nintendo (Marketing) Channel. Highlights include:
  • WiiWare: Critter Round-Up ($10) and Star Soldier R ($8)
  • Virtual Console: NES Sky Kid ($5)

Blog - Why Xbox 360 parental controls suck for normal people

Getting your family online isn't without its pitfallsIf you read my Twitter, you know that I've been helping my house contractor here in Seattle get his son's Xbox Live account online. The process actually took about a month, and I finally had to run over to his house for the final two-hour marathon setup.

Joe's a smart guy, though a bit of a technophobe. He gets the same way around computers and network connections as I get whenever I pick up a hammer or screwdriver and contemplate a home improvement project. Short temper, feelings of inadequacy, and a desire to run screaming from the room. I finally overcame my tools issues and now hire him to do any projects that don't come with a handy step-by-step instruction chart. Finally, I got to return the favor.

When Joe first called me, I was on a date with my wife so I quickly suggested he get a simple $20 network switch at Fry's to share his connection between his laptop and the Xbox 360, plus a prepaid 12-month Gold membership card. Weeks went by, so I assumed he got it all running. Then came the frantic call and my attempts to walk him through the process on the phone.

Things stalled out when his son's preferred gamertag was taken, so I suggested he give him a little fun but necessary homework: Think of 10-20 gamertags he'd be happy with, and then call me back. A few nights later I got a call that Joe's son had made it most of the way through the process with his dad's MSN e-mail address, but failed since they couldn't remember the password. Ready to pull his hair out, Joe signed an IOU promissory note to his son that he'd have it ready for the weekend and then asked me to come over to help.

To prep, I took a little time to read and print out the Xbox.com how-to article and even tried creating a Hotmail account (aka Live ID) for my 5-year-old (he'll need it someday!). It's not a walk in the park, and even more complicated if you don't understand the lingo or why a Live ID is necessary.

Last Friday, I went over to Joe's and worked on his rig. I created two new Hotmail accounts (since he had forgotten the password to his old MSN.com address - though he later remembered it). The effort was further complicated by the fact that his devices lost the network when I switched the Ethernet cable between his laptop and 360 - a necessary step as I went back and forth creating and authorizing Live IDs on the PC and then signing up gamertags on the 360. I found unplugging the cable modem and letting it reset for five seconds fixed things each time I moved the cable, so he probably has a single, dynamically assigned Internet address. As a result, I determined he will need a router instead of a switch to share his network connection effectively long-term. My recommendation: The D-Link DIR-615 Wireless-N Router ($50), so he can use his laptop wirelessly around the house and add the 360 and his HP network printer through the built-in wired switch.

But I'm jumping ahead. For Hotmail, to authorize a child's e-mail account you need to have a parent who already has a Live ID enter a credit card proving they are older than 18 and that they approve the account. (It's not clear whether the card validates the date of birth, or if it's presumed you have to be 18 to have a credit card.) The credit card information is supposedly not saved and the card is not charged, it's just a validation step. On the Xbox 360, validation also required a credit card plus quite a bit more data to prove you're the parent.

Finally, with both accounts created and gamertags chosen, I gave the kid the 12-month Live subscription (plus a bonus month). Joe got a free one-month Gold trial with his Silver account, which was a nice bonus. By default, the kid's account was adequately locked down - he can only receive text messages and voice communications from his friends, and dad has to review and approve any friend requests. We left the video camera functionality disabled entirely.

Just in case it isn't clear from the muddied details (which more or less mirror the actual experience), here is the best way to setup an Xbox Live Gold account for your kid:
  1. Create a free Hotmail account for yourself. Make a note of the e-mail address and password.
  2. Create a free Hotmail account for your child. When you enter the correct birth date, the account is flagged and requires parental approval. You can approve it right then and there by following the directions to login to your own Live ID account and then supplying a credit card to validate. Be sure to login to the child's account to make sure it is active. In one of my tests, I actually had to validate it twice before it became active. Make a note of this e-mail address and password too.
  3. Launch your Xbox 360, go to the dashboard and load the adult's profile (you do have one, don't you?). If it isn't already at least a free Silver account, you'll need to convert it. Select Join Xbox Live and then follow the steps to select/create a unique gamertag (you'll probably need to abandon your old one since it's no doubt taken) and then sign in with your Live ID to complete the process.
  4. Once you have a Silver account (or Gold if you plan to play online matches too), then you can create your child's gamertag. Be sure to load the child's profile before initiating the process so you can be sure it links any gamerscore and achievements to the online gamertag. Follow the steps to select/create a unique gamertag (it helps if the child already has a list of stack-ranked names to work through; you can also use the suggest feature over and over to see if any variations on the original profile name will satisfy). This time, when you enter the date of birth you'll have to authorize it with the adult's account using the credit card again and many personal details (date of birth, address - stuff your kid couldn't possibly know, right?). Finally, enter the code from a prepaid card or select one of the buy online options to make it a Gold account.
  5. Login the adult profile, go to the System blade and select Family Settings and then Xbox Live Controls to review the defaults for the child profile and adjust these to your liking. That's a lot of work, even with a cheat sheet. It would have been so much easier to create an adult gamertag and Live ID for the child - which Joe and his son almost did accidentally when they used Joe's MSN e-mail address; the Xbox Live account seems to automatically pick up the Live ID's date of birth data. But, in doing so, you sacrifice the ability to set boundaries such as limits on who can text, voice chat and feed video to your kid.

    I had to run get my own son from his babysitter's house, so I didn't get to stick around to explain Microsoft points and how to download demos and videos from Marketplace. Paralyzed by fear of messing up his now working setup, Joe was deathly afraid to unplug the network cable from the 360 to use his laptop again - so I will need to return soon to help with the networking project.

    The good news is that, after all that, father and son were able to successfully play Halo 3 online together. Now I just need to show Joe how to change his gamer picture from a too cute panda to something more appropriate for his new and otherwise suitably macho online persona.

    -=Gamewatcher

May 23, 2008

PlayStation Store - PSP and PixelJunk

It's another light week for the PlayStation Store. Here's what's new:
  • The Con for PSP ($20)
  • Demos: Hot Shots Golf: Open Tee 2 (PSP) in beginner and intermediate versions
  • Rock Band tracks ($2 each) "Beetlebum" (cover) by Blur, "Hier Kommt Alex" by Die Toten Hosen, "Countdown to Insanity" by H-BlockX, "Perfekte Welle" by Juli, "Manu Chao" by Les Wampas, "Hysteria" by Muse, "Rock ‘N’ Roll Star" by Oasis, "New Wave" by Pleymo and "Monsoon" by Tokio Hotel
  • PixelJunk Monsters soundtrack ($3)
  • Game Videos: Battlefield: Bad Company, The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian, Enemy Territory: Quake Wars, Grid and Siren: Blood Curse
  • Movie Trailers: First Sunday, National Treasure 2 and Untraceable
  • Themes: High Velocity Bowling and Graffiti

Xbox Live Marketplace - Penny Arcade game now, DRM tool coming soon

The big news for the Xbox 360 is that there will be no spring dashboard update this year. The supposed leaked list of improvements has either been delayed till fall or was a remarkable hoax. Instead, we will be getting a long overdue DRM tool in June that will apparently fix the time bomb issues and let people whose Xbox 360s died or were replaced play their purchases offline again without the support headaches. Along with this welcome news came the report that underperforming Xbox Live Arcade games will be retired in coming months (though presumably if you bought a game you can still redownload it from your Download History indefinitely; hey, this isn't iTunes!). Don't worry, Microsoft promises a three-month warning before any games disappear forever.

In the meantime, here's what you can find now from Xbox Live Marketplace:
  • Xbox Live Arcade: Penny Arcade Adventures: On the Rain-Slick Precipice of Darkness Episode 1 ($20)
  • Xbox Originals: Stubbs the Zombie in Rebel Without a Pulse and Gauntlet: Seven Sorrows ($15 each)
  • Chessmaster Live Breaking the Lines mini-game ($1.25)
  • Lost Odyssey Seeker of the Deep Dungeon Pack ($5)
  • TimeShift Urban ReDuel Multiplayer Map Pack ($10)
  • Rock Band tracks ($2 each) "Beetlebum" (cover) by Blur, "Hier Kommt Alex" by Die Toten Hosen, "Countdown to Insanity" by H-BlockX, "Perfekte Welle" by Juli, "Manu Chao" by Les Wampas, "Hysteria" by Muse, "Rock ‘N’ Roll Star" by Oasis, "New Wave" by Pleymo and "Monsoon" by Tokio Hotel
  • Game Videos: Battlefield: Bad Company, Dead Space, Grid, NBA Ballers: Chosen One, Penny Arcade Adventures: On the Rain-Slick Precipice of Darkness Episode 1, Pirates vs Ninjas Dodgeball, Star Wars: The Force Unleashed, Tom Clancy's HAWX and another Ask a Ninja promotional video
  • Themes: Graffiti ($1.88) and University of California and University of Texas ($2.25 each)
  • Pictures: Iron Man ($0.63), Kung Fu Panda ($1.63), Camo Crowns ($1.88), University of California ($1.25) and University of Texas ($1.25)
If you're already looking out to next week, The Cars eponymous album will be released for Rock Band Tuesday for $15...

May 24, 2008

Act Fast! - City of Heroes/Villians free weekend

To try to lure lapsed City of Heroes and City of Villians players back, all accounts have been turned on this weekend so NCSoft can show off the newest Issue 12 update. Alas, if you like it you'll need to shell out to play on Memorial Day since the free reactivation ends at 11:59 p.m. Eastern on Sunday...

May 26, 2008

Wii Stuff - Dr. Mario, Metal Slug and more

This week's Wii downloadable content fest includes an even mix of WiiWare and Virtual Console titles:
  • Dr. Mario Online Rx (WiiWare) - $10
  • Family Table Tennis (WiiWare) - $5
  • Metal Slug: Super Vehicle-001 (Neo Geo) - $9
  • City Connection (NES) - $5
The Nintendo (Marketing) Channel doesn't have any new DS demos; just a recycling of the ones from two weeks ago. The strategy seems to be that the Nintendo demos stay indefinitely, while third-party demos alternate availability every other week. So if you missed the Iron Man, Spiderwick Chronicles, My Word Coach, Apollo Justice and Eco-Creatures demos, they are back. There are also new videos promoting the Wii Fit launch as well as the two new WiiWare titles...

May 27, 2008

Rant - Wii Fit's fatal flaws (or, my wife is not a blueberry!)

My wife and her Wii Fit adjusted Mii
Wii Fit adjusts your Mii according to one data point: the highly questionable BMI. As you can see, it isn't even close or flattering. Which is why my wife won't be playing it any more.
I picked up Wii Fit at launch this week, and while I think it's an admirable effort to make fitness fun, there are several reasons why it is doomed to fail - at least in the U.S. And why its fatal flaws could be incredibly dangerous to some highly impressionable people.

It's been well documented how our media-driven society already puts too much emphasis on unrealistic body image. Just watch a couple episodes of Carson Kressley's "How to Look Good Naked" to see how women routinely over prioritize and at the same time greatly misclassify their physical appearance. When Wii Fit "measures" you up, it takes your weight and calculates your Body Mass Index (BMI). That alone may drive the scale dodgers away - my wife's first reaction when I mentioned wanting to get Wii Fit was, "You want to have a scale in the living room?!"

And she has a point. Most decent doctors will tell you that BMI and even weight alone are not always accurate indicators of health. There are many other factors including muscle and body proportions to consider. While I am a little heavy, I've kept the same weight consistently for the past several years, and my doctor considers that healthier than rapidly ping-ponging up and down the weight scale. Should I lose a few pounds? Sure. But am I borderline obese?

According to Wii Fit, yes.

But I'm a guy, and not all that obsessed with body image. In fact, I immediately decided to ignore the BMI recommendation in favor of a reasonable goal of losing about 12 pounds over the next six weeks. My wife, on the other hand, may never touch the game again. Anyone who sees her knows that she's got a proportionate figure and that she could never safely lose enough weight to match the officially sanctioned target weight for her height - at least not without surgically removing several of her womanly attributes. She is buxom and muscular and has no desire to be a twiglike Kate Moss, but still struggles occasionally with body image.

So when the Wii called her obese and then had the gall inflate her Mii to look like a overly plump blueberry, she was deeply offended and nearly went running from the room. She looks nothing like that, and no casual observer would ever consider her obese (her coworkers were appalled!) - but now everytime she boots Wii Fit that is what she's faced with. Fortunately, the Mii distortion is limited to the main menu, so you don't appear that way in activities. But it's still off-putting enough that she's not making any real plans to play it again.

It's possible that this game did so well in Japan because people there aren't as hung up on body image. I imagine it's a great party game there and, the more out of whack it makes your Mii look, the funnier and more entertaining it is. Not so in the U.S. and, I'd wager, Europe. It's been established in several news reports that young, lithe teen girls are being labeled fat and this is just the kind of thing to make them believe it. Seeing it reflected up on the screen, no matter how ridiculous it might appear to be, will just reinforce it in their minds and lead to more destructive (and occasionally fatal) behavior such as anorexia and bulimia.

"Well, the game thinks I'm fat," they'll say. "So it must be true." It's a form of independent verification, and most people are not going to realize that it's just software and only as good as the designers and developers who programmed it. Having worked in software for many years, I know how many ill-conceived features and bugs ship in final code, so I trust this game as much as I believe my operating system when it says the printer isn't turned on. But, alas, if you already don't trust what you see in the mirror, having the Wii state what you secretly fear may clinch it for you.

My wife had lunch with her Pilates instructor (who also has worked with us in the software industry!), and her workout coach had a helpful suggestion: Simply inflate your height about 6-8 inches. This will adjust your BMI and target weight and slim down your Mii. This actually made her Mii much closer to her actual body shape, albeit without the ample chest. True, the game will no longer provide an accurate picture of BMI but, since it would be unhealthful to lose enough weight to get to its target goal, this really isn't a big deal. Setting small but achievable weight loss goals, and revising them occasionally once a goal has been met, is a much healthier strategy anyway.

In fact, a real doctor has come forward and stated that Wii Fit is very unrealistic. According to Dr. Judith Stern, professor of Nutrition and Internal Medicine at the University of California:

"It's not just BMI you want to look at, but how fat you are. When you are physically fit, you tend to replace fat with muscle, and your BMI probably won't change... I really think it's false and misleading.
So this is what I have to say to Nintendo's programmers, who really should have better tested their game internationally instead of assuming that, like with its Mario and Zelda titles, what does well in Japan will play fine worldwide:

  • BMI is only one factor, and not the most accurate or telling one in all cases.
  • The game should look at body measurements before inflating your Mii to dumpy proportions.
  • And let gamers turn off the body image visulaization if it doesn't motivate them,
As I mentioned earlier, since I'm a guy I was less put off by the body image thing and will probably just try to ignore BMI except as a very loose indicator of progress. I do need to shed a few pounds, though my doctor indicates I am quite healthy and simply could use a little more aerobic activity in my lifestyle. This may help.

For that, I like Wii Fit. But I think there are many things that could and should be changed about it to make it more useful, less offputting and, in some cases, even dangerous to some. After all, it's only a game.

-=Gamewatcher

May 28, 2008

Preorder Goodies - Fallout 3 and Secret Agent Clank

Secret Agent Clank figurine
Secret Agent Clank figurine
Gamestop is running a couple of noteworthy preorder promotions. If you preorder Fallout 3 (due in October), you'll get a soundtrack sampler CD that's printed to look like an old weathered 45 rpm single, plus a poster. Actually, this isn't too different from what they offered with BioShock, only on that one they gave it to everyone who picked up the limited edition. Possibly more cool if you're a Ratchet and Clank fan is the Clank figurine offered with Secret Agent Clank for the PSP in mid-June. That one's not listed on the GameStop site yet (what, are their Web devs sleeping over there?!), but the Official PlayStation team confirmed it. Still, until the site is updated to specify the bonus, you may want to visit an actual store to ensure you get one...

May 29, 2008

Stupid Marketing Tricks - Guitar Hero: On Tour trailer analysis

As someone who works in marketing and copywriting for a living, I had some insights while watching the newest horrendous Guitar Hero: On Tour promotional trailer (as if the first teaser ad wasn't bad enough!):



  • First 30 seconds: Either "we're padding the job for a bigger paycheck" or "this thing is so complicated we need to spend significant time explaining how to set it up while pretending that doing so looks cool"
  • Song selection: "So many choices, so little time" means "we know that the game only has 15 songs with no capability for downloads, so we're going to make it sounds like there's an endless supply of tracks without flat out lying" - UPDATE: There are actually 25 songs in the game.
  • "Note highway" and "battle gems" mean "our writers were bored and decided to make up some flashy names for note charts"
  • "Wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle" means "the game isn't that all too exciting to watch someone else play so we're going to try to keep you interested and amused with our comic relief 'rock star' (who would have been a name musician if our budget allowed it and/or we didn't insist on using this silly script)"
  • "If you can't yell 'Rock Out' into the microphone, push any button on the control pad" means "we know this is one of the stupidest and humiliating uses of the DS mike to date so we're going to make sure you know there's a workaround (even if you'll miss a few notes using it)"
  • Last 30 seconds: "The battle mode attacks still look silly, but we can try to milk them for a few laughs and/or bigger paycheck"
If you weren't convinced before to skip this game, you should be now. Unless maybe you're 12...

News Flash - Guitar Hero: World Tour details confirmed

Guitar Hero: World Tour mixing board
Guitar Hero: World Tour's mixing board
If you've been holding out on getting Rock Band, Guitar Hero: World Tour is due Oct. 27 for $190 on PS3, Wii and Xbox 360 and $180 on PS2. This includes game, guitar, drums and mike for about $20 more than Rock Band's bundle. Apart from what's already been reported about gameplay (mix and share your own songs and master tracks from The Eagles, Linkin Park, Sublime and Van Halen), here's what else has been confirmed:
  • The guitar has what appear to be high-fret solo buttons like the Rock Band guitar
  • The drum set includes three pressure-sensitive pads, two raised cymbals and a bass pedal
  • There are online band career and eight-player "Battle of the Bands" modes
  • Downloadable music will be "localized" (though it's not clear if we're talking by country or something more granular)
  • There is expansive customization for characters, instruments, album covers and band logos
  • Songs include "Never Too Late" by The Answer, "Damnit" by Blink 182 and "Are You Gonna Go My Way" by Lenny Kravitz
Some neat improvements over Rock Band, but most of the game still looks pretty familiar. And Activision has a lot of ground to make up - which will be difficult if the instruments aren't cross-compatible with the competition (which you can be pretty sure they won't be) and the note charts don't improve over Guitar Hero III. And don't forget that Harmonix can and probably will patch Rock Band by October to at least include Band World Tour online and who knows what else...

May 30, 2008

PlayStation Network - The Cars on Rock Band, wallpaper and videos

This week's update to the PlayStation Store is the leanest in a long time:
  • Rock Band album The Cars ($2 each; $15 for all) featuring “You’re All I’ve Got Tonight,” “My Best Friend’s Girl," “Moving in Stereo,” “Just What I Needed,” “I’m in Touch with Your World,” “Good Times Roll,” “Don’t Cha Stop,” “Bye Bye Love” and "All Mixed Up”
  • Game Videos: Battlefield: Bad Company, Dead Space animated comic, Enemy Territory: Quake Wars, Project Origin and Top Spin 3
  • Movie Trailers: Enchanted and Enchanted
  • Wallpaper: Prince of Persia Prodigy

Xbox Live Marketplace - Free Code Monkeys episode, Army of Two maps and more

This week, Xbox Live Marketplace is loading on the free stuff with an unaired episode of G4's classic 8-bit gaming comedy Code Monkeys, a sponsored Army of Two map pack (also free) and the opportunity to get two more shows (Martin Lawrence Presents 1st Amendment Standup and The Bronx Bunny Show) if you're willing to share some personal data with the Starz cable network. Here's what logging on and, in some cases, $10 or less in Microsoft points can net you:
  • Army of Two Veteran Map Pack (free) with two co-op campaign maps and a multiplayer map
  • Ace Combat 6 aircraft ($2.50 to $5 each) including the free Su-47 Berkut
  • Rock Band album The Cars ($2 each; $15 for all) featuring “You’re All I’ve Got Tonight,” “My Best Friend’s Girl," “Moving in Stereo,” “Just What I Needed,” “I’m in Touch with Your World,” “Good Times Roll,” “Don’t Cha Stop,” “Bye Bye Love” and "All Mixed Up”
  • Arcade: Buku Sudoku ($10) and Puzzle Pack 1 (free), plus Warlords ($5)
  • Demos: Crash Time and NASCAR 09
  • Game Videos: Alone in the Dark, Brothers In Arms: Hell's Highway, Enemy Territory: Quake Wars, Infinite Undiscovery and NBA Ballers: Chosen One
  • Themes: Buku Sudoku and Far Cry 2 ($1.88 each), plus University of Tennessee ($2.25)
  • Pictures: Buku Sudoku ($1.25), Command & Conquer 3: Kane's Wrath ($1), Far Cry 2 ($0.75), Iron Man ($1) and University of Tennessee ($1.25)
Also, Japan received the Ninja Gaiden 2 demo, so can a U.S. version be far behind? And next week's Arcade title is already revealed: a space combat shooter called Aces of the Galaxy...


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