Nintendo is planning another update to the Wii system, this time patching the interface to permit custom background images and your choice of MP3 music (from an optional SD card, if you have one) instead of the annoying elevator music that's there by default. In addition, you'll be able to run downloadable games from SD cards, freeing up system memory for important updates and giving you the chance to maybe someday fill all of the available channel slots. Now, if they could only fix the hit-or-miss WiFi setup, inconsistent navigation and interminable delays when switching channels...Yes, this was an April Fool's joke, one that anticipated an editorial rant that I've been promising to post for two months and finally finished. You decide - can the Wii be improved?
