Vin Diesel has signed to play Agent 47 and executive produce Fox's big-screen adaptation based on the Hitman stealth assassin series. In other news, there have been negotiations to make Postal into a film, but the rumors that hack game-to-movie director Uwe Boll (House of the Dead, Alone in the Dark), has signed on are so far overstated. Talk about a match made in heaven, though. For now, we'll need to content ourselves with the knowledge that he's busy desecrating Bloodrayne, Dungeon Siege, Far Cry, Fear Effect and Hunter: The Reckoning...
