Microsoft released a new feature for Xbox Live, and on the surface it's very cool. Now you can get Friends alerts via MSN Messenger!
Imagine: You're sitting at your PC balancing the checkbook (damn, those numbers just won't add up!) and you see a little popup message that your best buddy is online (hey, how 'bout we take out some tangos in Full Spectrum Warrior?). As you skip out on your chores, you do pull out your best Sam Fisher impression to sneak past the bedroom where your spouse is quietly tapping away on a wireless laptop. Bingo, gaming nirvana.
But this very cool new feature actually raises a sticky little privacy flag. You could be broadcasting a digital record of your gaming habits. Let's take a look.
When Xbox Live first launched, the only way to check up on your buddies was to boot up your Xbox and log in. You were online, they were online. Nifty. What's more natural than to say, "Hey, Bob5885, how about another game of NFL Fever? Or perhaps… another game of …NFL Fever?" OK, so back then, there weren't too many games to play online. Whacked!? Puh-lease. Personally, I loved Re-Volt, but that's another Rant.
Eventually, Microsoft talked developers into making their games Live-aware, which means the game doesn't offer any Live features except to log you in and accept invites for other Live games. So you can be playing Prince of Persia and get asked to join a Castle Wolfenstein fragfest (hey, dude, we need a medic!) or goof off in Midtown Madness 3 (hey, watch me make this wacked out jump!).
That's the way things worked until a couple weeks ago. That's when Microsoft launched MSN Messenger integration.
Now, you can be slaving away at your PC and get a message that your pal TigersCaddy just loaded Links 2004. Assuming you're in the vicinity of your Xbox, you can jump in yourself and see if your bud needs a little friendly competition. Then again, you might not be anywhere near an Xbox. You could be at your desk at work, or sitting with your laptop at a Starbucks soaking up the free wireless access, or even on the bus heading downtown, moving further and further away from your tricked out game room.
That's right, thanks to MSN Messenger's integration with MSN Mobile, you can get alerts on your cell phone or text pager. Not exactly useful but pretty cool, right? Maybe not.
Since I activated my Messenger alerts, my phone has been ringing off the hook. Not with phone calls, but with Xbox Live notifications. Every time one of my friends logs into a Live-aware game, I get a buzz and my phone plays the Futurama TV theme (seemed appropriate). And I can see who it is and what they're playing. I can even gauge their attention span. (Hey, I guess WeaselSnuffer's not really into Rainbow Six 3 -- he played it for five minutes and then popped in Rallisport Challenge 2.)
True story: Monday morning at 9:30 a.m., a former coworker of mine (let's call him Fred) popped in Rallisport Challenge 2. I was sitting at my desk downtown when the alert came in. I instant messaged my wife (who still works with Fred) and said, "Hey, guess who's playing Xbox this morning!" Her reply? "Oh, he's out sick today."
Here's how sick he was:
9:30a LetsCallHimFred is playing Unreal II.
10:35a LetsCallHimFred is playing Rallisport Challenge 2.
1:30p LetsCallHimFred is playing Unreal II.
5:11p LetsCallHimFred is playing Unreal II.
5:14p LetsCallHimFred is playing Rallisport Challenge 2.
1:15a LetsCallHimFred is playing Rallisport Challenge 2.
Naturally, Fred showed up for work Tuesday and told my wife, "Oh, yeah, I got a lot of work done while I was out." OK, so maybe he did work late morning and late afternoon, between rest breaks to recuperate from his illness. Maybe.
Here's the fatal fly in the ointment: What you want to see is that none of your friends are online having fun while you're at work slaving away over a hot computer monitor. If you catch them playing when they shouldn't, you're going to: a) be steamed that they're off having fun when you're not, and b) be even more steamed when you realize they have the same power over you if you ever decide to play hooky.
Now, I'm not saying that Xbox Live alerts are evil or that Microsoft has set out to do anything inappropriate. I'm just saying that gamers need to be aware of the repercussions of this new feature. I suggest the following guidelines:
- Never add your boss to your Friends list. Likewise, don't add anyone you work with unless you absolutely trust that they'll never whip out their cell phones and show your boss a log of your gaming record. If someone's gunning for your job, what better ammo than all of those times you were "goofing off" with Rainbow Six 3 when you were supposed to be working overtime to deliver the quarterly sales report? Then again, if you lose your job you'll have more time to master the intricate multiplayer modes of Pandora Tomorrow.
- Realize that whenever you play a game, everyone on your Friends list will have a record of it. This is similar to the rule corporations have that you should never send anything in e-mail that you wouldn't want to see on the front page of the New York Times. If you ever plug in an Xbox Live-aware Barbie game, you will get teased, even if your favorite niece was visiting. (Yeah, sure…)
- Dump all your real friends and find strangers to play. You know the corollary "Keep your friends close and your enemies closer"? Doesn't apply here. In fact, your best bet is to drop all of your real-life buddies from your Friends list (Oh, I'm canceling Xbox Live… not enough time in the day, you know?) and then only play total strangers in far away places that you will never visit. Why? They'll never tell your fiancée that you were up until 3 a.m. playing Splinter Cell. Or pass along your drunken rantings during a particularly heated round of Ghost Recon. Or use your sick day activities against you in front of your teacher, boss or commanding officer.
Or, you could simply unplug your network cable at times when you'd rather not alert the whole world that you're playing videogames. The key is awareness: You need to know that when you power up that Xbox, a popup alert is going out and someone's phone might just start jingling. Heck, there's even a free Windows application called Xbox Friends that can capture and compile your gaming habits.
Actually, privacy issue aside, Microsoft might want to rethink the MSN Alerts functionality. On November 9, we're likely to bring down MSN's networks when I predict a record number of gamers will come down with a new strain of influenza.
The (cough, cough) Halo 2 flu.
-=Gamewatcher